Barnaby Joyce may be an inbred tomato
You may remember Barnaby Joyce as the government minister who thought animal abuse in the Australian Wool industry was not a problem.
Perhaps you remember him trying to justify not giving LGBT people equal rights in Australia because China might not like it.
Surely you know him as the obsessed fan who complemented Johnny Depps appearance and then threatened to kill his dogs.
Barnaby wasn't disciplined for his behavior by the government, in fact he is now the deputy prime minister of Australia.
Barnaby didn't get to kill Johnny Debs puppy's, but he did force Johnny Depp and his wife to apologise on video.
Recently Johnny Depp was asked about the bizarre video in an interview on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Where he suggested that Barnaby Joyce my be inbred with a tomato. He went on saying that the observation wasn't a criticism and that he was merely worried that Joyce may explode.
Barnaby Joyce has not denied the suggestion that he is inbred with a tomato.
In a strange move Barnaby Joyce has instead implied that he himself is a cannibalistic serial killer in the same vein as the fictional Hannibal Lecter. It is unknown at this time if the police are taking this confession seriously or ignoring it as the bleating of a deranged imbecile.
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